i hope Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t apologise tbh i hope she says what a wrong and disgusting thing it was that someone hacked her and stole her private photos

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Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

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these middle school boys are wtching some anime on the bus its weirdly cute bc theyre all huddled around the laptop totally into it

they were watching hentai

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I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing

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*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

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*goes on phone during kissing scenes to give them privacy*

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atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 

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new years resolutions:

  • get skinny
  • get hot
  • get rich
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sir could you just calm down for a second


i need a paid break from life

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that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest

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"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head


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  • me looking at thing: yooooo
  • me looking at price: nooooo
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